pic of me in 2019


First of all,

I don't really know how to format any of these sub-pages, but I guess here's a short description of me before I get into all the random stuff
Hey! My name's beach on practically every platform I wanted to be, but I honestly prefer squeakydog74 or (Card) Czar. That is, if you don't know me personally. Anywho, I guess I'd describe myself as a very enthusiastically confused individual, who doesn't really know what he wants from life. I love dogs, cats, the smell of a very specific Yankee candle I still somehow remember from 6 years ago but can't nail down the name of, being a nerd about shit, Geno's Pizza, and other stuff I don't have the patience to think of. I hope this website is honestly as fun to look at as it was to make. I very rarely get motivated to make something that spans more than a few weeks, but I really wanted to. Or something.



FAVORITE SHIT

I can't lie about this being the main reason for making one of these "about me" pages,
but I'll be damned if the rest wasn't just as fun to write as this part was.

Favorite Movies:
The Matrix
Interstellar
The Lego Movie
8 Mile
The Truman Show
9
Rock-A-Doodle
Emperor's New Groove
JAWS

Favorite Foods:
Pizza (pepperoni, don't come at me with that cheese shit)
Fried Catfish
Sugar Cookies (especially ones from Great American Cookies.)

Favorite Books/Readings:
The Giver by Lois Lowry
Does PREQUEL count?
The Unwind Series by Neal Shusterman
The Tomb by H.P. Lovecraft
The Bowl of Souls Series by Trevor H. Cooley
SCP-4485 - Such Black Light by djkaktus and Woedenaz
Church of the Second Hytoth by NatVoltaic

Favorite Fuckin' Songs of All Time:
Artificial Intelligence Bomb by naruto2413
O Sol by Vitor Kley
El Perdón by Nicky Jam and Enrique Iglesias
Walkin' on the Sun by Smash Mouth
Subwoofer Lullaby by C418
Mice On Venus by C418
Tides by Home
We're Finally Landing by Home
Decay by Home
Music Book by Tatsuro Yamashita
Mr. Fear by SIAMES
My Generation by Limp Bizkit
B.Y.O.B. by System of A Down
Don't Lose My Number by Phil Collins
大都会 by 达闻西乐队
Pennies From Heaven by Frank Sinatra and Count Basie
Come Fly With Me by Frank Sinatra
Regulate by Warren G and Nate Dogg
EMOTIONS by LUVRAW and BTB
You Get What You Give by New Radicals
FUUCK YEAAAHHH URBAN JUNGLE FROM FUTURE COP: LAPD
Finger by Elephant Gym
Freebee Honey by The Pillows
LAST DINOSAUR by The Pillows
There She Goes by The La's
Prince of Asliyah by Vylet Pony
Everything Glimmer by Vylet Pony (ft. Chi Chi & Namii)
CUTIEMARKS by Vylet Pony (ft. Chi Chi)
We Own The Night by Dance Gavin Dance
Daft Mouth by Niel Cicierega
Passionfruit by Drake
Dandy in Love by 向井秀徳
Simulation Remastered by DJ Zek
Sark Island Acid by Legowelt
Just Say You Want It by 92
2econd-2ight-2eer (that was fun, goodbye.) by Will Wood
Epoch by Savlonic
Computer Guy by Savlonic

Favorite Quote:


Cool(?) Interests of mine:

pretend this section doesnt just mean favorite shit worded differently please

Low poly stuff! (that of the N64 or Playstation)
Talking about music for literal hours
The "aesthetic" of forums
Old abandonware/shareware programs/games
Literally any form of obscure media
Jungle Drum and Bass Mixes (no vocals, screw off)
Torque Engine games
Programming.. I know about 5 languages now and I'm still learning more!! Hover over this to see which!
Music (making?)
DJ'ing
Old tech/equipment
3D Modelling
Drawing
Pixel art
Metal grate textures in games
Talkbox music
Old versions of Blender
Taking pictures of cool/weird stuff in real life (woah he goes places??)
Messing with stuff like this! (I love this stuff so much its SO COOL AA)
Sample Reduced audio(?)
ASCII graphics or bust!


If you know, you know

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